😱 American Forest Logic — EXTREME EDITION

You think you’re going into an American forest for inspiration.

Fresh air. Silence. Nature. Peace.

And then suddenly you realize:

This is not a forest.

This is an episode of “Why Did I Make This Decision.”

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You hear a crack.

A shadow moves like it has its own intentions.

There’s a small cabin in the distance with one yellow light —

the kind of light that softly whispers:

“Come inside and perish.”

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And there you stand.

European. Civilized. Naive.

In your nice coat.

While the forest gently informs you:

“Honey… you do NOT belong here.”

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Every tree creaks like it knows your name.

Every gust of wind feels like a warning.

And that little path leading to that creepy house?

NOPE. NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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I went looking for inspiration.

The forest went looking for my soul.

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But hey…

I survived.

And look —

I even turned it into a story. 😂